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The D
02:04
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I don't do it for the money.
I don't do it for the clothes.
I don't do it for the cars.
Lord knows, I don't even like those.
I don't do it for the fame,
And I don't care about the bling.
I only do it for one thing.
I do it for the D.
Hey, it's me, Jinx McGee
and seriously, I need to see your D immediately.
I never did it for the V, don't do it for the B,
if you know me you know I only do it for the D.
They say the best things in life are free.
I think the best thing in life is D.
So when they ask me why I do it,
I'mma tell them why I do it, say
"I only really do it for the D".
I don't do it for the honies.
I don't do it for the hoes.
I don't do it for the girls.
Lord knows, I don't even like those.
I don't do it for acclaim,
And I don't care about the rings.
I only do it for one thing.
I do it for the D.
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4skin
01:23
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Let me see your 4skin.
Let me see your peen.
You've got the longest 4skin
That I've ever seen.
Let me see your 4skin.
Got me hard like I'm porcelain.
Got me trippin off endorphins.
Got me screamin "who's my daddy?" like an orphan.
Every D is important,
But if you wanna be my boyfriend,
Then break me off a portion
Of that organ.
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3. |
Girth
02:01
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Girth. Girth. Girth. Girth.
Gimme Gimme Gimme that.
I like them short ones, them stubby ones
Those thick ones and them chubby ones.
Said gimme some of them honey buns
And then I'll take another one,
Cuz that girth is underrated,
Understated, underestimated
And it's time you all got educated.
Lemme say it.
There ain't no shame in my girth game.
If you put them on a scale they would weigh the same.
You got a D that can make the whole earth shake.
God damn it's a mother fuckin GIRTHQUAKE.
C'mon baby you the man,
Lemme see your tuna can,
Maybe you could use a hand.
Lemme see your tuna can.
Girth. Girth. Girth. Girth.
Gimme Gimme Gimme that.
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4. |
Ejac
01:38
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I did not believe in love til I felt that D inside of me.
I did not believe in God til I felt that seed inside of my B.
I squirm when you squirt.
Your sperm on my shirt.
You got me twerkin on your girth.
You got me workin for that protein.
I need more peen.
Wake up screamin for that semen every morning.
You got me dripping like I'm morphine,
I could drink a 40
I'mma probably OD.
And you know that it's an orgy,
When I hit you with that eggplant emoji.
I did not believe in love til I felt that D inside of me.
I did not believe in God til I felt that seed inside of my B.
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Jinx McGee Austin, Texas
Jinx McGee is a producer/comedian living in Austin, Texas. His upcoming comedy album, Succulence, drops this January on Banana Pop Records.
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